Hot Takes: 2023 NFL Script Has Been Leaked… Here Are The Spoilers
By Hunter Haas
The 2023 NFL script was leaked! Here are nine juicy spoilers; proceed with caution!
There is a popular discourse on social media centered around professional sports and an imaginary ‘script’. With how some things have unfolded over the years, including former referees/umpires outright admitting to shaving points in games, I suppose it is hard to blame fans for having some skepticism.
Hot Takes: 2023 NFL Script Has Been Leaked… Here Are The Spoilers
Still, I’ve never bought into the league-wide collusion angles. And especially not some fabled ‘script’. That is… until now. Somehow, someway, the full NFL script for this upcoming season found its way to my desk. I don’t want to spoil everything for you guys, so I’ll just pick nine of the most interesting narratives!
Here is your official spoiler warning for the 2023 NFL season. If you want to avoid these spoilers, click out now because they will definitely, maybe, probably happen! The first section sees a superstar quarterback finally earn MVP honors…
NFL Script Spoiler No. 1: Josh Allen Finally Snags NFL MVP Award
Josh Allen finished second to Aaron Rodgers in the 2020 NFL MVP voting and third behind Patrick Mahomes and Jalen Hurts in 2022. The 27-year-old signal-caller is poised to get the monkey off his back by winning his first NFL MVP award in 2023.
Allen’s dual-threat ability leads to some gaudy, MVP-worthy stats. He possesses a rocket launcher right arm and is a bull in a China Shop as a runner. The offensive line should be better with the addition of O’Cyrus Torrence and another weapon in the passing game in Dalton Kincaid.
The Bills have a shot at securing the No. 1 seed in the AFC, which — like it or not — is a factor in voters’ minds. Allen is approaching the peak of his prime; now is the time to bring home an MVP for his trophy case.