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NFL Christmas Gifts for Each Starting Quarterback

By George Stockburger

Dec 24, 2016; Oakland, CA, USA; An Oakland Raiders fan holds a sign reading "Merry Christmas from the black hole" before the game against the Indianapolis Colts at the Oakland Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Kelley L Cox-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2016; Oakland, CA, USA; An Oakland Raiders fan holds a sign reading "Merry Christmas from the black hole" before the game against the Indianapolis Colts at the Oakland Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: Kelley L Cox-USA TODAY Sports /
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Each NFL quarterback made the “nice list” now that Johnny Manziel is out of the league.

What gift could each NFL starting quarterback receive and be thankful for? We took a swipe at it and came up with a gift for everyone.

Carson Palmer – The Fountain of Youth

Matt Ryan – a healthy Julio Jones

Joe Flacco – a Steelers Loss

Tyrod Taylor – a Confident New Head Coach

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    • Cam Newton – a penalty flag

    Jay Cutler – a new team

    Andy Dalton – a playoff win

    Cody Kessler – an endorsement from the ownership

    Dak Prescott – a new trophy case

    Trevor Sieman – contract extension

    Matthew Stafford – Biomechanical finger

    Aaron Rodgers – fresh legs and some linebackers

    Andrew Luck – A team

    Blake Bortles – Quarterback Guru

    Alex Smith – Arm Strength

    Jared Goff – Jon Gruden

    Ryan Tannehill – A New Knee

    Sam Bradford – Consistency

    Drew Brees – A Defense

    Eli Manning – A Light to Get Out From Under His Brother’s Shadow

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    • Bryce Petty – more health insurance

    Derek Carr – An MVP Award tied onto a new leg

    Carson Wentz – Wide Receivers

    Ben Roethlisberger – Playoff magic

    Philip Rivers – a Healthy Team

    Colin Kaepernick – A hair cut with a one way ticket out of San Francisco

    Russell Wilson – baby diapers

    Jameis Winston – Credit for a quality season that no one is recognizing

    Marcus Mariota – Better wide receivers and a cast for his right leg

    Kirk Cousins – a Long-term Contract

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