Each NFL quarterback made the “nice list” now that Johnny Manziel is out of the league.
What gift could each NFL starting quarterback receive and be thankful for? We took a swipe at it and came up with a gift for everyone.
Carson Palmer – The Fountain of Youth
Matt Ryan – a healthy Julio Jones
Joe Flacco – a Steelers Loss
Tyrod Taylor – a Confident New Head Coach
Still Curtain
Cam Newton – a penalty flag
Jay Cutler – a new team
Andy Dalton – a playoff win
Cody Kessler – an endorsement from the ownership
Dak Prescott – a new trophy case
Trevor Sieman – contract extension
Matthew Stafford – Biomechanical finger
Aaron Rodgers – fresh legs and some linebackers
Andrew Luck – A team
Blake Bortles – Quarterback Guru
Alex Smith – Arm Strength
Jared Goff – Jon Gruden
Ryan Tannehill – A New Knee
Sam Bradford – Consistency
Drew Brees – A Defense
Eli Manning – A Light to Get Out From Under His Brother’s Shadow
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With the First Pick
Bryce Petty – more health insurance
Derek Carr – An MVP Award tied onto a new leg
Carson Wentz – Wide Receivers
Ben Roethlisberger – Playoff magic
Philip Rivers – a Healthy Team
Colin Kaepernick – A hair cut with a one way ticket out of San Francisco
Russell Wilson – baby diapers
Jameis Winston – Credit for a quality season that no one is recognizing
Marcus Mariota – Better wide receivers and a cast for his right leg
Kirk Cousins – a Long-term Contract